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Latrine Throughput Simulator
A completely fictional bathroom-capacity drill. The calculator counts facilities, not people’s bodies.
Fictional model. Change the assumptions, not the facts. Inputs and results remain in your browser; no intimate details or analytics are collected by this calculator.
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Illustrative arithmetic only: not a command policy, clinical measure, official statistic, or prediction. Read the sourcing and jokes →
Classified as: unofficial
The Department owns exactly zero actual military testing records, bathroom schedules or recruit physiology observations.