PASS 12 · OFFICE OF UNNECESSARY METRICS

The Towel Dash Mission Timer

Six meters have never felt so far. This is distance divided by speed, plus a fictional towel-finding delay.

Humor only: Inputs are hypothetical, not medical predictions, real military statistics or instructions to violate training rules.

Distance to towel (meters)Careful walking speed (m/s)Finding / retrieving towel (seconds)

UNOFFICIAL OUTPUT

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Enter values to see the calculation.