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BOOT INK · THE UNOFFICIAL ADVISORY BUREAU

Boot Ink Decision Desk

Is it permitted? Is it healed? Have you actually earned the thing you want on your forearm?

Original retro tattoo flash art
Not a policy checker: this is a humorous planning checklist, not a determination of enlistment eligibility or authoritative branch policy. Always confirm with an official recruiter.

Unofficial assessment

Select the details to get your readiness memo.

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